Yesterday I was walking Gracie so she could visit the toilet, known to you and I as the world. It was early so apparently some other walker hadn't swept the sidewalks of spider webs and I walked directly into one. And as I'm pulling web from my face and arms, I look down and there is a spider on my shirt...A HUGE SPIDER....ON. MY. SHIRT! No doubt my screeching could be heard across the river at the Naval Academy possibly as far as Florida. The spider, of course, jumped right off and scurried away as fast as he could, probably more scared than I was.
Here's what it looked like:
Here's what it felt like: